I was at the post office and the really old guy in front of me smelled so bad like pee, I had to breathe through my mouth. I could tell he wanted to talk to me, but every time he turned around, I pretended to read a greeting card. When it was finally his turn, he asked the guy for an ashtray so he could smoke. He was dead serious. Ugh, I don't do well with old people. And it's like his smell was contagious. I can't get it off of me.
2. IKEA does not induce labor.
I thought if I went to IKEA today and walked through the whole thing, I might go into labor. Alas, it didn't happen. But I did get a really cute soccer ball toy and a little set of blocks. I wanted to buy everything in the kids dept, including a train set, a kids tent, and an easel. But I resisted. However, it's possible I might have come home with their cinnamon rolls. Come on, you can't go to IKEA without getting their cinnamon rolls.
1 comment:
Whit... You make me laugh! LOVE the old person story... I can't wait till your baby comes!! :)
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